I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly bokep that I wondered if bokep I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman bokep an ‘actrice’, porn or memek sex worker.
Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is bokep being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that memek erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, porn and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get bokeh a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as bokep I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, bokep only if bokeh you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were memek noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot bokeh then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.
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